Opening Day of Shopping Season

Oh Happy Day... Oh Happy Day!!! (in most households)

Men affectionately know this weekend as "Opening day of deer season".

I on the other hand consider this "Opening day of shopping season".

This is where Kaelin and I go shopping every weekend because Todd is at the deer lease.

We would put a lot of planning into just which mall we were going to conquer that particular weekend.

But....

Todd got off of his deer lease this year...

He claims the drive was too long (5 1/2 hours), he got tired of going by himself, and he had not shot anything in (a month of Sunday's) several years.

But....

My interpretation of the REAL reason he got off...

I think he finally added up the cost of what he was spending plus what Kaelin and I were spending and realized we could have owned our own island in the Caribbean by now.

So...

Sad day... Sad Day

We are not sad that Todd will no longer be scouring the hills looking for Bambi or Bambi's daddy, but we are sad about the shopping being curtailed. There is no way on God's green earth that Todd would go along with the amount of shopping that Kaelin and I accomplish while he is away.

So... Still Sad Day... Sad Day